As I Knew it

1922 - 1933

By T. MacFie Kerr

REGARDING which part of a man's life is most important there is still considerable disparity of opinion. Whatever period mav be described as man's most significant years, the fact that schooldays are of vital consequence cannot be refuted by any man. It was during the eleven years which I spent at Stewarton School that the roots of my worldly existence were developed. Whether or not my life's labours will bear any fruit depends now upon the weather of Fate and the course of future circumstance. One thing, however, is certain : during the years I attended that school my classmates and I received every care and attention that it is possible for a teacher to bestow on his pupils. Having experienced the ingratitude of the gross outside world in my search for a job, I now appreciate more fully the encouragement which the Headmaster and Staff of my old school gave to their pupils in order that they might develop to the fullest any talents which they might have the good fortune to possess.


THE INFANT CLASS.


It was in 1922 that I was taken up to the school by Andrew Miller, an older scholar and playmate of mine. I see us all now, the newcomers, most of them accompanied by their mothers, standing in a row before Miss Mache's desk for the purpose of enrolment. Despite Miss Mactie's gentleness, and her own mother's consoling presence, one of the girls, I remember, wept throughout the whole proceedings. Throughout that forenoon the girl persisted in her lachrymose ebullitioiis, much to my satisfaction, for I felt myself now for the first time in my life really a man. Experience has since taught me, however, that it takes more than tears to make a woman and dry eyes to make a man.

The great treat of my first year at school was the visit of Santa Claus to the Infant Classes on the day before the Christmas vacation. Tension filled the class throughout that morning at the expense of our youthful studies. The " Ah, Eli, Aw, Oil, Oo " sing-song went flat. We mis-spelt words like " to " and " pot," but what else could be expected ? Before the arrival of Santa Claus the late Dr. Watson, then School Convener, came in to add dignity to the memorable occasion, I must confess that the presence of the Doctor, and of Mr. Waddell, the Headmaster, filled my classmates and me with awe, but these two austere personages soon dimmed into insignificance when the door of the room opened and in stepped Father Christmas. After greeting us in suitable fashion Santa gave each of us a " poke," the contents of which consisted of pastry, sweets and an orange. It was without doubt a great day. We were to learn at a later date, with something of a shock to our youthful innocence, that Santa was none other than Mr. John Yuille garbed in cloak and mask.


A CHORAL TRIUMPH.


Another red-letter day in my school career was that on which our class attended the Musical Festival at Ayr. Our teacher, Miss Burgess, who was a great favourite with the pupils, used to coach us every morning for months before the event. In addition to this the Headmaster used to test our vocal merits daily. He might, I think, be called (saving the mark) " the Singing Dominie," for I know of no teacher who has devoted himself so whole-heartedly as he to instruction in that pleasant and cultural subject. Both he and Miss Burgess were very exacting,- but their efforts were nowise in vain, for we carried off First Prize at the Festival. Miss Burgess gave each pupil in her class a fine Chocolate Easter Egg to celebrate the event. Perhaps it is on that account that the occasion is so well remembered.
 

A SCHOOL PHOTOGRAPH.


As I write these scattered impressions I have before me an old class group. Like a bottle of wine its value increases with age. So highly do I now value it that I have penned a few lines in its praise.

 

THE AULD CLASS GROUP.

Puir ill-used photo in my haun',

You tak' me back ten years bygone;

You mak' me think and muse upon

Time's changing power:

Alas ! for no man he will staun',

Not e'en an hour.



That's me there in the hindmaist raw,

As stiff's a stookie like to fa',

A pit-on smile across my jaw;

For me it's rare,

I've on a shirt as white as snaw,

E'en brushed my hair.

That's Gillies, glowerin' at my right,

The Bonaparte of every fight;

His cantrips sent the teachers gyte,

And, since the tawse

On his hard haun' each day did smite,

Our chief he was.


That laddie in the second raw,

A lad mair gleg you never saw,

Ave at the countin' and fitba',

His name was first ;

His face here keeks oot ower us a',

Determined, pursed.

Upon the third line here displayed,

What change a few brief years have made;

One girl in her green grave is laid,

Ere she can learn

How bitter is the world ahead,

How hard and stern.

Alang a bit I see a few,
Wha are a' married women noo,

But, though it's strange,

there's naething new,

Their ma's before,

Had photos ta'en in front of, too,

That same school door,

What thoughts this photo brings to me !—

Sometimes a memory filled wi' glee;

Sometimes a tear that dims the e'e,

Or vision soft.
The coming race in reverie,

I conjure oft.


SCHOOL FOOTBALL.


One of the greatest events in the school's history', I believe, took place during my time. It was the introduction of sport into school life. Before I was in the Qualifying Class two enterprising teachers, Mr. Scrimgeour and Mr. Milford, formed a School Football Eleven. Concerning the inauguration of the Football Team I must relate an incident at my own expense. In order to give all the lads a game the teachers picked a number of teams and held matches in the afternoons. At the, first and—1 must add—the last match in which I figured, the duty of taking one of the corner kicks happened to devolve on me. Eager to make a good show, I rushed at the ball so furiously that I missed it completely. Thus was staged by debut and exit from the soccer field.

These rude football teams were the forerunners of some elevens which proved a credit to the school. In lfl30 the Stewarton School team won the Kilmarnock and District Schoolboys' Cup. The members of the team have all left the school now, but their play is not forgotten. It was a fine example of co-operation, skill and true sportsmanship.

Yes, Stewarton School, I am proud to have been one of your pupils. I spent many happy days within your walls, and I was truly sorry to leave you. It is to you that I have written these lines:—


ON' LEAVING SCHOOL.
 

Now that I'm left the school and rudely hurled Into the midst of this confusing world: The old paternal words at last ring true That schooldays were by far the best lie knew; But to those words the scholar pays no heed, Until, too late he finds them true indeed. When belts that bit and Latin's boring hour All mitigation had in Memory's power, And playground games come soaring back to view, With teachers' tales and all the classmate crew, The nicknames queer, the master's hidden belt, The drawing freaks, the science room that smelt, And, near the end, the first sweet calf-love glance Cast o'er the book whene'er we got the chance. These make me grieve such days did e'er expire. But hence be thou, Ingratitude's desire, God bless you, little place where I was taught, Thy grown-up sons respect you as they ought.