All our Yesterdays

by Alastair Barclay

 

Text scanned from the 1967 bonnet guild festival Guide


In retrospect our schooldays are like most periods of life; we are apt to recall the good times as being better than they actually were, while we either laugh off the not-so-good times or conveniently forget them. Most of us probably imagined we hated our schooldays at the time, and could not leave soon enough to get out to work, but as the years roll on we usually look back on them a., being, as they say, "Happy carefree days"

I attended Stewarton Higher Grade School in the 1930s and it is that period only about which I propose to write. In those days we started in Miss Dunlop's class, which was held in the left rear classroom of the old school building in Dunlop Streetit later became the Science Room. Miss Dunlop was an exceptionally nice teacher, who had the knack of making the "new starts" feel at home. During her 50 years at the school m hundreds of local children began their schooldays in her classroom and I am sure all of them will remember her with affection.

Shortly after I started school, the annex or 'wee school' was opened in Corsehillbank Street and the first four classes moved to the new building. Some of the teachers who taught there during this period were Miss Maggie Boyd, Mrs. Robertson, Miss Baird, Miss Kelly, Miss Cassels and Miss Conner. From there, as is still the case, we moved down to the old building to complete our primary education under teachers such as Miss Smith, Miss Burgess, Miss Lizzie Hannah, Miss Sutherland, Miss Curtis and Miss Harper and the two most feared teachers in the whole school. Miss Jolly and Mrs. Smith. Now, those two ladies were both excellent teachers but woe betide any boy or girl who was not up to the mark in their classes.

In the primary division the aim of every pupil was the passing of the qualifying examination or "qualy". After this we entered the advanced division or "Higher Grade" where we had to encounter strange new subjects with queer sounding names like Algebra, Geometry, Science, Trigonometry, Mechanics, French and Latin. In the High Grade the majority of the teachers were men and included (when I was there) four members of the present staff Mr. Milford, Mr. Maids, Mr .A. Smith and Mr. Auld, known respectively (if not respectfully) as "Miffie", "Tony", "Wee Alfie" and "Jimmy".

The Headmaster was of course the late Mr. William B. Waddell who has since become something of a legendary figure in the town. Mr. Waddell was a strict disciplinarian whose very presence in a classroom commanded immediate silence, and anyone caught misbehaving either in or out of school could expect and generally received no mercy. He was especially hard on anyone caught 'plunking' and it was a verbal lashing followed by three of the stiff (or strap) for this misdemeanour. His great weakness, if that is the correct word, was music, especially choral work and he personally carried out the extra duty of music master as a labour of love.

"Auld Bill" as -he was nicknamed, was a great believer in instant punishment and always carried his strap in one pocket and his tuning fork in another, and he would produce either, at the drop of the proverbial hat, as the occasion demanded. Whipping out his tuning fork, he would bang it off his raised knee, sing "Me, Me, Me - take that note boy", and then lead us into a rousing chorus of one of his large repertoire of songs which included "Twanky Dillo", "Billy Boy", "The minstrel Boy", "Drink to me Only", "Sweet Lass of Richmond Hill", "For Summer We're Sighing", "The Ash Grove", and of course, "Where has Scotland found her Fame" and "Joyful We Greet Thee".

I do not wish to go into details of what happened when Mr. Waddell produced his strap as, like countless others I have too many painful memories of those occasions. Although regarded as a martinet, Mr. Waddell was also a personality with a keen sense of humour and he could laugh very heartily when something amused him; he knew every single pupil by name and took an interest in each one of them both during and after schooldays, as some of us probably only appreciated in later years.

Mr. Milford was officially the Science Teacher but he also took classes in Geography and Bible instruction. However, such was his natural teaching talent, experience and personality that he could undertake to teach practically any subject if called upon to do so. He had one outstanding gift and this was the ability to inject a certain amount of humour and wit into any lecture; in particular his geography lessons, especially when he included reminiscences of personal camping experiences in different parts of Scotland, were an entertainment as well as being educational.

In all school activities which took place after hours, Mr. Milford was organiser-in-chief, and ably assisted by Mr. Alt. Smith and Mr. Jimmy Auld, he arranged the sports meetings, the socials, trips etc., with his usual efficiency. His all round knowledge of sport plus his musical ability helped greatly in this respect. At that time, we were not to know that he would later serve as Headmaster for twenty-one years.

Other members of the staff at this time were-

Mr. Maids, who ceaselessly prompted, pleaded with and sometimes even bullied us into learning the works of Shakespeare and Scott, Milton and Masefield; he instructed us in the use of metaphors, similes, alliteration, and the complexities of English Grammer, and also told us about '1066 and all thatJ I hope his efforts were not in vain.

Mr. Alf. Smith, the well-liked teacher of benchwork and tecnical subjects, who, to demonstrate the practical side of mechanics used to build engineering models out of old parts, some of which the boys supplied; once he made the classic remark to a farmer's son "You're not much of a scholar but my, you can fairly bring in the stuff".

Mr. Auld, the local boy who came back to teach us equations and the theorem of Pythagorus; took over the running of the school team where his mathematical knowledge was helpful in calculating our terrible goal average, as, during that memorable season, 1936-37, we got a licking pratically every game.


The late Mr. 1. T. Parker, the senior maths teacher who was also a well-known Ayr cricketer and he introduced the game to the school; after a fine 'innings' at Stewarton School (seven years) he 'declared', then became headmaster of Grange School Kilmarnock, as well as a prominent Kilmarnock Town Councillor.

Mr. Taylor, the burly and dark teacher of foreign languages with the wide grin; some of our efforts at exam time took the smile off his face drove him into using language of a different sort.

Mr. Lambie and Mr. Borland had, at different times, the unenviable task of controlling the notorious IB., the rowdiest in the school.

Mr. Scrimgeor was the popular maths teacher who will always be remembered as the man who founded the school football team.

Miss Smillie, the good-lookiig drill teacher in the mini gym slip; some of the boys had a crush on her.
Miss 'Dolly' Lind, the art teacher who had to stand a lot of cheek; but Mr. Waddell often came to her rescue.

Miss MacMurray, Miss Sloan, Miss Gilchrist, Miss Miller, Miss Donnachie, and Miss McGregor were other teachers who were at the school sometime in the thirties.

Two of the main features of school life were the Christmas social in winter and the sports in the summer. The former consisted of short plays, musical items etc. which were performed with tremendous enthusiasm by the Higher Grade pupils and produced by the teachers -— in their own time I may add. There was also a "set tea" with partners, followed by a dance. I wonder if anyone remembers any of the plays, such as "Pyramus and Thisbe", "Wee McGreegor", "The Grand Cham's Diamond", or "Campbell of Kilmor".

The sports day was one of great excitement which gradually mounted to fever pitch until that awful moment Just prior to the gun being fired. Large crowds attended Strandhead Park as the meetings were held in the evening then. Competition was invariably keen and the school produced some fine athletes. At one time prizes were awarded and there was always a special cheer for winners of the favourite prize, a big bottle of sweeties.

Probably the most important event in the history of the school occurred in 1936 when the Diamond Jubilee was celebrated. Various activities were held, including exhibitions, a bazaar, parents days, etc; but the climax of the whole affair was a grand reunion of former pupils and teachers, held in the Drill Hall which was packed to capacity, with many of the guests travelling long distances to attend.

Although the school had no actual tuck shop, a visit to "Aul' Callans" or "Nan Broons" at playtime or before or after school was a must for anyone with a Ha 'penny or penny to spend. Favourite items in the comprehensive sweet selection were snowballs, nailrods, pit-props, nougats, macaroons, licorice straps, blow-gum, and sherbert. No wonder our teeth were bad;.

In 1930 the school football team won the Kilmarnock District Schools Cup, beating Glencairn in the final by three goals to one, at Rugby Park no less. The winning team was - George Brown Robert Sim and Davie Ogilvie; Jimmy Ferguson Tom Currie and Alee McCrae; Davie Moncur Alee Picken Jacky Craig Tom Wilson and Willie MeGill. Although up against a team of much heavier build, the lighter Stewarton boys outsmarted their bigger opponent with a skilful display of brilliant football which produced goals by Willie MeGill (2) and Jacky Craig.

On their triumphant return from Kilmarnock that memorable Friday evening the team stopped at the viaduct where most of the town had gathered, and the heroes were carried shoulder high through the streets, with wee Craig up front holding the cap and Davie Meechan playing the bagpipes. At Avenue Square, the boys, plus 'managers' Messrs. Scrimgeor and Milford and trainer the late Davie Hewitt, were given a tremendous reception, and eventually speeches to suit the occasion were made by the late Provost Mackie and Mr. Scrimgeor. The following Wednesday evening the team and officials were guests of honour at a congratulatory social given by the Town Council.

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There was no cruises half-way round the world for us and the annual' school trip was usually a day excursion by rail to places of geographical and historical interest such as Edinburgh, or Stirling via the Trossachs. The cost was around seven shillings and sixpence which included fare, lunch and high tea. While these outings were regarded as being of a semi-educational nature, the school picnics to Lamlash were strictly for pleasure and sport.

A most memorable day trip took place in June, 1938 when the Higher Grade pupils visited the mammoth Empire Exhibition in Bellahouston Park, Glasgow. In addition to being conducted round the amazing assortment of stands and stalls, pavilions and palaces representing countries from all over the British Empire, we had a look at the "Victoria Falls" and a trip to the top of the famous tower, which could be seen for miles around. As an exhibition of this magnitude has never been held since and is unlikely to be held again, this was certainly a day to remember. Incidentally twelve and a half million people visited the Empire Exhibition during its four months duration.

The school janitor was always a weel kent figure in the school and the town. In the early thirties the late Mr. Bower was the janitor but he soon retired to make way for Mr. Montague. Then in 1936 my father, the late Tom Barclay was appointed, and during his nineteen years in the post, he had many amusing stories to relate. Especially of his duties as attendance officer.

One anecdote concerned a boy who was off school for the umpteenth time and when my father called, he was tucked up in bed with only his face showing, and according to his mother he was "Awfa no weel". A few minutes later "The patient" was seen running up Lainshaw Street with a Message basket in one hand and a "jeelly piece" in the other. A case of instant recovery.

Outside school hours we spent our time as children do everywhere - playing. However, some of our games seem to have disappeared. For instance whatever happened to such old favourites as 'Leavo', 'All Over', or 'Kick the Can' and when did you last see a boy with a 'Gir' and 'cleek' or whip and peerie. Due to the influence of the silver screen, we played at cowboys and Indians, dressed up in trousers made out of sugar bags, an 'old waistcoat and soft hat, plus a 'six-shooter' bought out of Meg Armours or Annie Nesbits.

Football was, of course, the top team game with 'wee hiedies' and 'three an' in' favourite off shoots. There were also seasonal pastimes like bools with glessies and steelies, making bogies, billying with chestnuts, the annual 'quest' for green apples and 'tumshies, and making "sugar-ally-watter, while the bathing season brought crowds to the Auld Dam, Andra Sweelzies, the Munt and that glamourous lido for the girls 'The ladies Booking Hole'.

There were many happy playing haunts and the cries of 'Stick em up', "You're deid or Ah'm no' playin"' and "Wha's het noo?" could be heard at the Corsehill and Annick Banks, Peter's Plantin', the Water Plantin', Standalane, "Daurlintoun" or Moncur's Stables any day of the week. What memories even the name Moncur's Stables, must recall to the countless boys who played there. What games did the lassies play? Well, apart from peevers, skipping ropes and ' plainy, clappy', I can't remember.

A momentous event occured in Stewarton late in 1933 when the talkies came to town. With the advent of sound, a great new dimension was added to the cinema and 'the picture hoose' became the main entertainment centre of the town. Incidentally the first talking picture shown in Stewarton was 'New Moon' starring Grace Moore and Lawrence Tibbett, on Monday 30th November 1931.

There were three changes of programme per week and I'm afraid that our school lessons were sometimes neglected in our eagerness to see the great stars of the day, such as Wallace Beery, Marie Dressler, The Barrymores, dark Gable, Joan -Crawford, Robert Montgomery, Jeanette Macdonald and Nelson Eddy, Norma Shearer, James Cagney, Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers, Bing Crosby, Robert Taylor and of course Greta Garbo. Cowboy stars Ken Maynard, Tim McCoy and Buck Jones were the favourites with the boys and a big cheer also greeted the short comedy films featuring 'Our Gang', 'Mickey McGuire', Charlie Chase, Charlie Chaplin, Laurel and Hardy, 'Mickey Mouse', Andy Clyde, Ben Blue, Edgar Kennedy, and "The Three Stoogies'.

On Saturday afternoons there was a matinee when in addition to "the big picture" and a short comedy, a serial was shown. Tuppence was required for admission with a penny to spend at the tray of "the chocolate boy". Some of us even bought a pennyworth of cinnamon stick to smoke. (Ugh.')

There were a few special days to which we all looked forward and one of these was the Sunday School trip. All the girls were turned out in new print frocks of various colours, while most of the boys dressed in the uniform of white shirt, thick grey flannel shorts (they make therti finer now) held up with a blue and white belt with an S clip and white sandshoes. To complete the outfit you had a brand new tinny slung over your shoulder with tape.

We all marched up from the various kirks to the station led by the ministers - Mr. Ogilvie, Mr. Wamock, Mr. Deans, Mr. Grieve, and Mr. Melrose are the names which come to mind. Then into the special train, down with the windows and out with the streamers; from there to South Beach it was singing and cheering all the way. On arrival we had the circle on the grass routine, which is traditionally carried on to this day. The main difference about the trip now is that all the dads come down in their cars in the afternoon - to look after the weans while the Mothers relax. (Shades of emancipation).

Another day of days was Cadgers Fair Monday when the show Park was always packed with all the various stalls and side shows plus Lawrence's or Cadona's Chair-o-Planes, Cake Walk and Ben Hur. Unfortunately, this event no longer takes place.

In winter, the Sunday School, Foundry Boys and Band of Hope soirees and cantattas were also popular events, with the kids supplying their own entertainment. During the interval, tea and bags were issued and the latter always contained a chocolate biscuit, a cake and a Paris bun; the cake and biscuit were scoffed in no time at all but the buns, usually with one bite out of them, were used mainly for ~Bun Fights'.

In those days we had five fish-and-chip shops and no pubs (the town was dry of course) while now we have four pubs and only one cafe so it would appear that with increasing thirsts we have diminished appetites. There must be a moral there somewhere.'

Due to the introduction of "the wireless" into every home in the early thirties, modern dance music became very popular and dance bands on the air half a dozen times a day, while each evening from half past ten until midnight, the name bands were featured playing live from London's top hotels. The bandleaders names were household words and the best known included Ambrose, Harry Roy, Roy Fox, Lew Stone, Jack Payne, Jack Hylton, . Maurice Winnick and Henry Hall, and around 1937 the name of Joe Loss was first heard and he is still conducting away merrily today. Among the well known vocalists who sang with these bands were Elsie Carlisle and Sam Browne, Les Alien Evelyn Dall, Dan Donovan, George Eirick, Kitty Masters, Vera Lynn, Mary Lee, Sam Costa, Denny Dennis, and Monty Key.

Dance crazes were all the rage and the Lambeth Walk, the Palais Glide and Boomps a Daisy all had their spells of popularity and with the swing music of the late thirties came trucking and the jitterbug. Some great songs were written especially in America by Cole Porter, George Gershwin, Jerome Kern, Irvine Berlin, Rogers & Hart etc., many of which are today's standards. However, there were many popular tunes which are seldom if ever heard now, such as Wagon Wheels', Lazy Bones', 'The Man on the Flying Trapese', "The Music Goes Round', '0 Play to me Gipsy', 'Hold Tight', •When I Grow Too Old To Dream', Sunny Side Up', Tied Sails in the Sunset', 'Springtime in the Rockies', 'Deep Purple', "Home on the Range', and 'The Chum Song'.

In March, 1933, the first Bonnet Guild committee was formed at the instigation of the late Bailie Tom Barclay (Later Provost) and the late Bailie John Aichison; subsequently in June of the same year the first festival was held. Of the original committee only four active members remain today, namely Messrs. Harry Milford, Willie McDonald, Jack Hamilton and ex-Provost Tom Mackie; however, Messrs. Tom Nairn and Jack Russell are honorary members. From the outset the festival proved to be a popular new social event among the townspeople and children alike and except for the war years, it had been held each year since then.

Well, that was "All our Yesterdays" in Stewarton as I recall them I certainly hope I have not created the false impression that they were 'the good old days' for they were hard times for many people. However, when we meander down Memory Lane we are inclined to wear rose coloured glasses and glamourise every day events and occurrences, but this has always been the case.
Although I have only skimmed the surface of the subject, I hope that this article will recall some pleasant memories to my contemporaries and also perhaps enlighten some of our younger people as well as 'the newcomers' to the town, as to what life was like in Stewarton thirty years ago. Who knows, in twenty or thirty years time, one of the present so-called beat generation may be writing in similar vein about the Swinging Sixties.